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Perilous Pasta
Do the Shin Splint Shuffle!
Created on 2006-09-15 02:12:05 (#11147554), last updated 2009-05-27
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BioMy name is Greta and I work at the Mediocre Europe Psychotrophia. My job is to pour boiling oil on carollers, trick-or-treaters, travelling salesmen, bad omens, health inspectors and visiting relative. Then I eat their crunchy, deep fried bodies! I was promoted to this position, as I started out psychoanalyzing disgusting little children.
Even though I'm totally straight-edge, I have trace amounts of LSD, ecstacy, crack, alky-hol, and Mary Jane in my bloodstream, because I was conceived in a warehouse where a bunch of druggies used to live. I'm always high on various substances, even trhough I never partake in them.
I hate the comic Between Friends, and the shows Men in Trees and Notes From the Underbelly. I'm asexual, so if anyone even thinks of hitting on me, I'll projectile vomit right in your eyes! Unless you go for that sort of thing, in which case I won't, and that shall be a worse fate than death by orthodontist.
I like buying sugar pills and prescribing them to people. Sometimes they get addicted.
Even though I'm totally straight-edge, I have trace amounts of LSD, ecstacy, crack, alky-hol, and Mary Jane in my bloodstream, because I was conceived in a warehouse where a bunch of druggies used to live. I'm always high on various substances, even trhough I never partake in them.
I hate the comic Between Friends, and the shows Men in Trees and Notes From the Underbelly. I'm asexual, so if anyone even thinks of hitting on me, I'll projectile vomit right in your eyes! Unless you go for that sort of thing, in which case I won't, and that shall be a worse fate than death by orthodontist.
I like buying sugar pills and prescribing them to people. Sometimes they get addicted.
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aliens, architecture in helsinki, asexuality, asoue, asylums, bad weather, bats, body art, caligosto loboto, capes, capgras delusion, cats, cesare, charles addams, chin-bobs, clashing colors, concierges, crackpots, crispin whytehead, crossdressing, cyanide, dentists, doctors, dorky boys, dr caligari, drills, drug horror, edward gorey, engrish, ether, fly by night, fountain pens, frances hardinge, fred bonaparte, fregoli delusion, hare-brained schemes, harpoons, hideous things, home surgery, hurt/comfort, industrial horror, insects, larklight, little shop of horrors, mad science, mix tapes, natural highs, nonsexual sadism, novelty books, orphan abuse, parapsychology, philip reeve, pliers, propaganda, pruning shears, psychedelia, psychology, pumpkins, sickfic, skeleton keys, steampunk, straitjackets, sweeney todd, taxidermy, tcodc, the cabinet, the denouement triplets, thrifting, tim burton, victorian medicine, victoriana, wendigo psychosis, yume nikki, zombies
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